the health inspector knew what must be done. he flew to a town very different from yours and mine, and gave the stones to one who needed them most.

she wept (this piece can also be known as "the worst thing posted on kevh sucks")

but she was wrong. with it's three mouth's arguing over spoils, the health inspector simply took that which the lady cherised most.

she thought she had seen the most beautiful thing in the world

the woman with eyes of sapphire brought out her snakes from inside

calendars will never hurt me

respect is weird

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